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Gabriel M Haines
91 reviews, 95% of them positive.95% positive · 91 reviews· Influence factor 183, above 36% of accountsThe record
From 41 activities · Apr 2026Gabriel Haines is a prolific crypto content creator known for fast-paced, unfiltered video commentary on current events—often shirtless and wielding a machete—that blends satire, humor, and sharp insight into market chaos. His sarcastic, high-energy takes on crypto drama and news have earned him recognition as a rare original voice in the space, praised for responsiveness to community, willingness to try new onchain apps, and an ability to make complex moments entertaining without taking himself seriously. While his loud, chaotic style resonates deeply with many, some find his comedic approach less appealing as a basis for financial trust.
What people say
Received · 91Given · 5“Gabriel is a great video content creator on X and he is a very genuine and one of funniest guy.”
PredatorX · 1354· 1y ago11
PredatorX · 1354· 1y ago11“Funny web3 content creator”Producing funny content in the Web3 space, making you both earn and laugh
Rodeo · 1293· 1y ago11
Rodeo · 1293· 1y ago11“The best on CT.
He if funny, kind and engages with the community.
Best of the best.”
villan · 1287· 1y ago10
villan · 1287· 1y ago10“No Filter, just Facts: Gabriel in the Crypto Jungle”If CT had a main character, it would probably be Gabriel. Unfiltered, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious — but also sharp as hell when it comes to calling out BS in the space. You can count on him to bring both the drama and the truth. Whether it’s chasing SBF to the Bahamas or monetizing memes, Gabriel’s content is raw, real, and always entertaining. You either love him or you don’t get him. Either way, he's unforgettable.
Shojaie 🛡️ · 1368· 1y ago12
Shojaie 🛡️ · 1368· 1y ago12
“Crypto Curator with a Legendary Mic”When @gabrielhaines speaks, people genuinely listen. Regular hits like “Stages of grief Crypto Twitter edition” and his straight talk on “pain of crypto” reflect someone who understands the emotional highs and lows of this space. What sets him apart is his blend of entertainment and insight. One moment he’s cracking us up with a rant; the next he’s dropping sharp takes that get head-nods from folks like FedKassad. He keeps it real no fluff, just the truths we all feel but may not say. He’s built a voice that’s both loud and thoughtful a combo that’s rare and valuable. For anyone who wants their crypto content served with a side of truth, humor, and relatability, @gabrielhaines is a must-follow.
Mugetso · 1338· 1y ago10
Mugetso · 1338· 1y ago10“Nipple man”
kavinraj · 1238· 1y ago8
kavinraj · 1238· 1y ago8“Wild man, excellent video content”Been watching Gabriel's clips and following him for some time. He has an excellent way of personifying the craziness that is this space. Chasing pumps and screaming at charts. Original and refreshing. Keep up the good work!
calbear · 1411· 1y ago10
calbear · 1411· 1y ago10“A Web3 visionary, he energizes the crypto space with bold ideas and community love.”Gabriel is a dynamic force in Web3, passionately driving Cre8tor DAO and Arbitrum’s ecosystem with infectious enthusiasm. His insightful Ethereum presentations and advocacy for crypto innovation earn him high praise from the entire crypto space. However, his focus on hype can sometimes overshadow deeper technical discussions.
JyteCeo · 989· 1y ago6
JyteCeo · 989· 1y ago6
“Listen, Gabriel is Funniest Man on CT”Continuously gives me belly laughs from his videos and posts on crypto twitter. Whatever is happening he finds a way to make me laugh through it, even if I'm losing my rent money from an exploit. The world and ct needs more people like Gabriel Haines. Thanks for all you do, sir.
chris24.eth · 1291· 5mo ago1
chris24.eth · 1291· 5mo ago1