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Gabriel M Haines

91 reviews, 95% of them positive.95% positive · 91 reviews· Influence factor 183, above 36% of accounts

The record

From 41 activities · Apr 2026

Gabriel Haines is a prolific crypto content creator known for fast-paced, unfiltered video commentary on current events—often shirtless and wielding a machete—that blends satire, humor, and sharp insight into market chaos. His sarcastic, high-energy takes on crypto drama and news have earned him recognition as a rare original voice in the space, praised for responsiveness to community, willingness to try new onchain apps, and an ability to make complex moments entertaining without taking himself seriously. While his loud, chaotic style resonates deeply with many, some find his comedic approach less appealing as a basis for financial trust.

What people say

Received · 91 Given · 5

“Always banger content”I have been a huge fan of Gabriel's content for awhile. However, what really made me respect him even more is his willingness to try new onchain apps. It is not often you find creators willing to engage and give new builders a chance by trying their app, but Gabriel is a real one.

KuphDev · 1530· 1y ago19

“Effortlessly funny, creative & charismatic. CT's favourite comedian.”Haines is one of the rare CT content creator that produces original content. He is always on top of current CT drama & news where he produces skits of. Love the humour he brings into the rather toxic crypto space.

cslul · 1339· 1y ago19

“The creaaator and his machete”This guy has been in the crypto space since a looong time ago, he is humble, and the funniest guy out there No need to go to a cinema or open Netflix, or even watching the news on TV, just check every last video of Gabriel and his machete, probably in made in his Tesla and shirtless, to get the latest news in a funny and cool way If the crypto space were only made of people like Gabriel Haines we would laugh so hard that we would forget that Trump makes us lose money every new day that goes He even does commercials, so this is the guy you need on your timeline for more fun and to have a way cooler life

NelsonRodMar.base.eth · 1442· 1y ago15

“Crypto Twitter comedian”Brings the laughs to CT; always entertaining, always on point.

🏄🏾‍♂️ · 1183· 1y ago15

“Provocative crypto voice.”Gabrielhaines dives into crypto trends with bold takes, often stirring debate. His posts mix humor, defiance, and insight, drawing a loyal but polarized crowd.

日拱一卒王小楼 · 1480· 1y ago · neutral15

“Humour / Funny is Subjective!”I don't have any problems with the guy; in fact, he seems like an overall good human being. I just think that the content that he posts most of the time is not funny. I might be the only person that thinks that, and if that's the case: my b

milkthief · 1697· 1y ago · neutral18

“Reminds me of the good old meta”

Sethi · 1274· 1y ago60

“Talented Mr. Haines”Gabriel Haines is amongst the few in CT whom I might call a friend I've never met. He should have his own shown at Netflix since he's the Emerita of Austrian Economics and Media & Entertainment at the Ecole of Crypto Twitter.

gökhan · 1331· 1y ago14

“My Favourite Big Tiddy Creator”Gabriel has hilarious takes and his rant videos never fail to put a smile on my face.

aerlion.eth · 1358· 1y ago14

“Jovial, Entertaining Video Content Creator”Although Gabriel's videos can sometimes be loud, he always seems to have a sense of relatability and humbleness to him. He frequently responds to comments while still being a large and popular account, and seems kind. His content is funny and unique, as he's not afraid to try new things. His content is mainly around things happening in crypto or in the world. Helpful while also entertaining.

turk · 1984· 1y ago17

“Good and funny crypto guy”Gabriel Haines creates sarcastic, high-energy crypto videos that mock the madness of the market with brutal honesty

scara · 1318· 1y ago17

“Best creator”Every post he makes is incredibly funny & he does in general a good job in communicating public sentiment in his videos You can tell its a good character & he doesn't take himself too seriously. Just make sure you don't have your volume on full blast or your sentiment will quickly shift after he nukes your eardrums.

JPEG Yakuza · 2005· 1y ago17

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